Can I get naked?
Sure! We prefer that you are so we have access to touch your whole body.
What is lingam massage?
Massage of the penis, frequently practiced in Tantric massage.
What if I get hard?
We hope that you do,
we do full-body erotic bodywork for men...
Can you promise me release?
We LOVE jerking guys off but can't promise anyone erotic release for money, as some people frown on that.
Do I have to get naked?
If you are bashful or not looking for your bodywork to be erotic, that is fine. We provide a towel that you can use or not. Just let us know if you have any specific issues or requests before we start.
Is touching allowed?
We will be
touching you, and sometimes enjoy being touched, but do not promise anything.
Will you be naked?
Depends on which one of us you meet and the phase of the moon... One of us is more inclined to get naked than the other
but in general, you will be the one spread out naked on our table while we work on you.
Do you need more lead time for four hand bodywork?
Yes. One of us works a day job and is only available in the evenings and on days off, so try to call
as early in the day as possible to set up your four hand appointment.
What about cleanliness?
We ask that you arrive showered or that you use our shower before we begin any session. If you enjoy tantric massage or prostate massage then arrive clean, inside and out.
Do you give enemas?
Nope...
What about the environment?
Our place is quiet, clean, and safe. Expect any kind of music that you want (you get quiet massage music unless you tell us otherwise), incense unless you don't like it (let us know beforehand), and candles...
Do you come to me / outcall / come to my hotel?
No, we only work at our place.
I will be in Fort Lauderdale in 6 months, can I pre-book an appointment?
No, pre-booked appointments can end up being unreliable, so just call us on the day that you want to meet with as much lead time as possible, but at least an hour or two.
Are you escorts?
No, but we both used to be. We advertise our bodywork on escort sites but that is all.
What do you both look like?
We are both in our early 40's, and average guys. One of us is medium build, the other is heavier.
I'm not gay, is that ok?
You don't have to identify as gay to see us.
I'm older, heavier, (add your own worry here...), is that ok?
Yup...
we are into all kinds of guys.
Do you smoke?
Nope...
I like to party, is that ok?
Party somewhere else, but not here...
I'm looking for anal sex?
We are not your guys...
